12/29/2013

Shabbat in Mumbai


Sunday April 28 5:32

I had arrived in Mumbai at 9:30pm the night before and ordered a taxi from a legit company. While I was waiting for the taxi another man forcibly tried to get me to go into his car, but like a good little girl I said no. He seemed both surprised and pissed by how determined I was to get into the right taxi.


My taxi finally came, and I told him the address of a hotel I got out of The Lonely Planet. He could not find the place for an excruciatingly long time, and when he did it was down a sketchy ally and up some stairs with people sleeping in it. The hostel itself was fine, and the owner was friendly, but he only had triple rooms available and because it was almost 11:00pm. I had to dish out the dough and take it. The room cost me almost 20 dollars.


Cricket Park

When I woke up the next morning and went to the bathroom I noticed a high-pitched squeak. I was slightly confused, but I finished my business and got up to flush. And then shrieked a little. A mouse had climbed out of the sewer system, into my toilet bowl, and was trying to get out as I sat there. Pulling myself together I flushed (the mouse did not go down), turned around, and walked out to begin my day.


The reason I chose the hotel in the first place is because it is next to the Kenesset Eliyahoo Synagogue, a bright blue Sephardic Shul that is closed to tourists on Saturday for services. There was some really intense security there when I tried to go to the services, including what looked like a mini tank, and you would have thought I was applying for the CIA. Knowing what the security man wanted to hear, I lied, and told him that Chabad from Varanasi sent me, even though I read about the Shul on the Internet. “Chabad” was like a secret password, and I was finally allowed in.


Though the Shul was large, the service was almost empty. There were two other foreign girls, three local women, and a smattering of both in the men’s sections, but the place felt eerily vacant. Add to that the chipping paint and it was clear that this community had seen better days. The Rabbi was a young man straight out of Israel, and there were very few Indian men.


After the service we were all invited to a delicious lunch downstairs, and I had a lovely time talking to the few women, though they may have tried to set me up with their resident socially awkward forty something bachelor. Other then that, it was great.


As lunch finished I headed out, but was chased down by the 25 year old Rabbi who moved to Mumbai a month ago. When I told him I had no plans he asked me to walk with him, and showed me the Gateway of India, the Taj Hotel, and the hotel where he stays on Shabbas. Between my Hebrew and his English we were able to carry on a nice conversation, and we were stopped a few times by other Jews who were attracted to his frum look. It was really nice, though I did keep slipping into Hindi.


Mumbai University

After I said goodbye to the Rabbi I continued walking, and an Indian boy joined me. I usually don’t let them walk with me, but this one did not ask for any money or for me to come to his shop within the first few minutes, so I let him show me how to get to Mumbai University. We walked though a park and watched some young children at cricket practice, and then I basically told him to get lost because I was tired and wanted to sit down and read a book. At this point I had done a few hours of walking, and still had a few hours before my trains, so I found a cafĂ© and other places to just hang out until it was time to go to the train station.


All these people say Mumbai is a scary place, and I am sure once I leave tourist-vill when I go back in a few days it will be, but the tourist spots in Mumbai have nothing on the tourist spots in Varanasi. If you can do Varanasi, you can do anywhere. Yesterday someone told me they heard Varanasi was the ‘Shithole of India’, and I think I may have to agree. Even the Mumbai locals were shocked when they heard that I had spent a few months in Banaras, misunderstanding my pervious naivetĂ© for bravery.


PS. I lost my Kiddi Tims in the Mumbai train station, resulting in my almost missing my train, and a little bit of a crushed spirit. Add to that the ear and throat infection I got yesterday, and it was a bad end to a good day.



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